Life is hard and then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours
Variety is the spice of life: One day ignore people, the next day
annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.
Climb your way to the top -- that's why the drapes are there.
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
Make your mark in the world -- or at least spray in each corner.
When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
Another funny wall art says:
A BALANCED DIET IS A COOKIE IN EACH HAND :)